Satan Ninja 198X

A webcomic about a dweeb in the '80s who accidentally becomes a satanic ninja.

3.22 - Can't Not Be a Ninja

13th Aug 2016, 6:27 PM in Ninja Power!
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3.22 - Can't Not Be a Ninja
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Adam Dravian 13th Aug 2016, 6:27 PM edit delete
Adam Dravian
I love that last panel of Eddie happily jumping into bed in his Satan Ninja form. That was Jessica’s idea. It’s sorta painful for me to think of someone sleeping with boots on in bed (I’m a “shoes off” indoors kinda guy), and those spikes on Eddie’s jacket can’t be good for his bedding.

You might be wondering how Eddie’s gonna shower if he can’t take off his ninja clothes (or at least they don’t stay off for long), but no worries. One of his ninja powers is mystical ninja cleanliness. After all, it’s hard to be stealthy if people can smell you coming. I’m not even sure if I’m joking or not.

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jamie59 13th Aug 2016, 8:02 PM edit delete reply
Boots off boy!
I prefer to sleep raw.
Jeremy Ray 14th Aug 2016, 1:20 PM edit delete reply
Jeremy Ray
Buying this relationship takes more rationalization hamster than I want to have running around. If I were Eddie I'd be standing there thinking "I bet I've got the best dick on the planet right now. A big tittied girl who will talk to me is in my room and while she may think she's a lesbian she hasn't seen a cock with the power of Satan yet. She's also not easily offended so let's at least float this idea out there . . . If she says no it's time to go beat up as many guys as it takes to get a girl excited." It's either that or the pig or the hand because satan balls don't let you go to sleep while they're full.
Adam Dravian 15th Aug 2016, 8:53 AM edit delete reply
Adam Dravian
Maybe Eddie is super excited to test out his new ninja stealth jacking ability.
Jeremy Ray 16th Aug 2016, 1:12 PM edit delete reply
Jeremy Ray
I feel sorry for him if he's that much of a "good boy." Like, the level of sorry I feel for the kid who was born with his brain outside his skull. That's the kind of sorry I have for Eddie if he has the power of satan and would rather use it to jack off than ravage wenches.
Adam Dravian 18th Aug 2016, 3:18 AM edit delete reply
Adam Dravian
The reason Eddie isn't trying to get in Alex's pants is because grew up next to her and has long viewed her as the annoying younger tomboy next door that always wanted to play with the boys. In recent years, she's infiltrated his friend group because she became best friends with Eddie's buddy Trance. So Eddie's now friends with her, but he hasn't considered her as a romantic prospect because he's never really looked at her that way. Currently, his sights are set on Veronica, and he's a very single-minded dude.

But there will definitely be demonic banging in the comic. This isn't going to be one of those stories like Tenchi Muyo where the main dude is surrounded by hot babes that are totally into him yet he seems to have no libido.
CyberSkull 7th Oct 2016, 4:58 AM edit delete reply
Try saying it backwards. Of course, back masking could actually give him more power.